DO YOU LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM?

Thanks go to Pauly for this. Should you be quite, quite insane you can bid on Jay Kay from Jamiroquai's Segway.

Well, he used it once anyway, and they have had the good humour to put this picture up

Which is annoying, 'cos it stops me from doing this:

A Segway! : With A Hat On!
Oh, Whatever Next?