AND THE COOLEST PERSON IN BRITAIN IS...

...that Alex bloke from out of the Arctic Monkeys. According to the NME, anyway. It's not even a sub-category, like 'Coolest popstar who's still got a paper round' or anything like that. Based on their one single "I bet that this sounds bad on the dancefloor", and the flurry of self-promotion surrounding it.

Of course, by definition making a list of things/people/activities that are cool is geeky and not 'cool', so I'll let you draw your own logical conclusions...

A jubilant Alex Monkey : Got it finished
faster than ever today.