WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST, SORT OF, LIVE TOGETHER, AS ONE? FOR A WEEKEND.

Well I never saw that coming. Donovan Donondra Devendra Banhart is curating All Tomorrow's Parties next year. Which presumably means he'll be choosing the pictures to have framed and hung up in the chalets, cos that's what curating means to me...

Not that Dev's staying in any chalet. He's got his own teepee that he plans to pitch in an overgrown field near whichever Maplins site it's being thrown at. Not that he'll sleep, he'll spend the wee small hours roaming the rough coastal terrain with his pet Mountain Lion, Craig.

Confirmed so far are Mudhoney, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Devendra Banhart (nepotism), Ween, Sleater-Kinney, The Shins and Ruth Madoc.

Devendra can't hear you, Hi-De-Hi...