YOU'VE GOT TO KNOCK THREE TIMES IF YOU WANT TO SEE A SECRET GIG...

Short of providing a car to get me to the venue these secret gigs by The Strokes couldn't be any less of a secret could they?

Who thinks this crap up? Well, obviously, their publicist thinks this crap up - what I mean is WHY do they think this crap up? Does the average Strokes fan really think 'I'm not going to see them on the next tour, unless of course the band pretend they don't want me to be there'? Do they?

Feel suitably appalled that The Strokes PAY people to have these ideas.