YOU HAVE MAEL.

In order for everyone to recover from the mauling that 'This Town Ain't Big Enough For Both of Us' received recently at the hands of Justin Hawkins' British Whale, I'm giving you the opportunity to hear the MP3 of a new Sparks tune by clicking here.

Called 'Waterproof', it's splendidly catchy and stupid. Lyrically, it's vintage Sparks. If you have no knowledge of Ron and Russ Mael's work at all you could do much worse than to beg, steal download or borrow the album 'Kimono My House'.

Sparks : Looking Now Then.