DAVID BYRNE DOES MAD THING. WORLD BLINKS, DEMANDS POP SONGS.

Junkmedia informs me that former Talking Heads leader David Byrne has turned a Swedish factory into a musical instrument.

I'll resist the temptation to rush off to Sweden again this year. The last time I did that the Television Personalities stood me up.

Would it be uncharitable of me to suggest that in the struggle to write another chorus as good as that of 'Once in a Lifetime' David has allowed himself to become just a little distracted?

David Byrne : Massive suit not shown.

Swedish Factory : No comment.