THE SMITHS DON'T REFORM

NME reports that The Smiths aren't reforming. Johnny Marr and Andy Rourke are going to play live together for the first time in 18 years at Rourke's Manchester v Cancer gig. So what the NME have done is report it under the headline of 'Smiths Reunion', which I suppose is some kind of positive affirmation for the desperate ploy.

Now, if they can just get Morrissey and Mike Joyce interested... that's the same Mike Joyce of whom Morrissey said just a few weeks ago "Ooooooh, get her! One would hope that a nine-unicycle pile-up on the A5103 might cure him of his penny-pinching once and for all. A handbag?" or something thereabouts.

So, not now, or anytime in the near future then.

Morrissey : Behaving Badly